A chic, cheeky statement tee for florists who know their worth.
Floristry is elegance and engineering wrapped into one art form — and the Kiss My Aspidistra™ Tee says exactly that. Soft, stylish, and bold without trying too hard, this tee is the perfect uniform for studio days, workshops, installs, flower market mornings, and those moments when someone underestimates your craft.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a botanical boundary. A polite-but-pointed reminder that you are a professional — with taste.
Slip it on and step into your floral power.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
Bold but tasteful — an inside joke only floral pros understand
Ultra-soft fabric that lasts through long design days
Premium print with crisp, lasting color
Unisex fit that flatters every body
Perfect for selfies, workshops, and events with “energy”
WHO IT’S FOR
Floral designers & event florists
Freelancers, apprentices, students (CFD, CF, PFDE)
Stylists + studio managers
Anyone who appreciates classy floral humor
PAIR IT WITH
Kiss My Aspidistra™ Tumbler – install-day hydration essential
Kiss My Aspidistra™ Tote – the perfect grab-and-go bag
Kiss My Aspidistra™ Notebook – for sketches + recipes
